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Roadster

Roadster
By MLC
A tribute to the Falcon Heavy launch on 6 February, 2018

Cast:
Commander Thorne
First Officer Webb
Science Officer Ivan
Ensign Jacobs
The Imperial Kingston Starship Powell
The Roadster

With special guests:
Commander Erwin Johnson
Cosmonaut Dmitry Yelchin
Astronaut Peggy Mills

 *All cast members are fictional with the exception of The Roadster
*Main image of the Roadster is from Tesla Motors

Roadster

“Commander, I’m detecting an unidentified vessel ahead. Forty-three thousand, two hundred and five Karveks away.”

Commander Thorne placed his palms against the flat panel in front of him. The readouts glowing inside of it indicated the IKS Powell’s course.  They were to explore the quiet solar system lurking around Shasta IV, the North Star.

“Hail them,” he said, holding his breath. Anticipation burned through his limbs, and his gut churned. The separatists never ventured past the blue moon of Vegra II, and the IKS Powell was fifty billion Karveks away, which left only one possibility.

“No response,” came Lieutenant Commander Webb’s reply.

“Scan it,” he ordered, leaning forward. “I want to be sure it’s not a separatist trap.”

“Aye, sir.”

He stared at his panel and waited for the images to appear. A quizzical notion swept hold of him as his face contorted into an expression of uncertainty. He ran his fingers over it to enlarge the images and display them on the giant view screen at the other end of the bridge.

“What is that thing?” Ensign Jacobs muttered. Thorne folded his arms across his chest.

“It’s not Talsian,” Webb murmured. Thorne drew a deep breath. There was no mistaking the alien artifact in front of them. The entire vessel felt otherworldly as though it had drifted from another plane of existence.

“Open all hailing frequencies,” he said. “There may be life as we don’t know it onboard.”

“Frequencies open, sir.”

“This is Commander Adrian Thorne of the Imperial Kingston Starship Powell. I come from the Talsian Empire of the Iridian solar system. We welcome you.” He waited and watched the eerie vessel drift against the vast blackness of space.

And waited.

“Lock on a tractor beam and bring it into the cargo bay.” He drew a deep breath. Something felt off about the entire thing. The hairs on the back of his neck tingled, and he felt his gut nagging that there was more to the object. The colorless, alien shape meant nothing until they brought it aboard to inspect it. One would think they’d have developed better imagery technology by now. But then again, maybe they had; the Powell left Talsia five years ago.

“Aye, sir.”

He sucked in a deep breath before turning. He signaled his First to accompany him. Beads of sweat formed at his brow. Could this actually be some alien probe? A satellite?

We wondered if we were alone. 

Talsia is not the center of the universe. 

And that thought sent chills down his form. He rounded a corridor with his First in tow. Silence marked the air as the pair made their way to the cargo bay.

But wasn’t finding evidence of alien life the point of his mission?

So why then, was he scared shitless? Why did he suddenly feel so small and pathetic? He hoped Webb didn’t see the uneasiness in his stride or the slight quiver in his hands. Thorne stopped at a large airlock and pressed a command into the panel beside it. A hiss echoed through the door before a green light blinked above them.

“Here we go,” he whispered.

“What do you think it is?” Webb asked, his voice tense. The massive door slid open. Thorne felt it shake the floor, the motion vibrating through his boots and up his calves. He squared his shoulders and crossed the threshold. He lifted his head to gaze upon the alien vessel and stopped.

 “What the hell?” Webb stepped beside him and gaped at the thing. “Is that a cherry red convertible?”

“Yes.” Thorne moved forward to give the car a closer look. A life-sized figure sat in the driver’s seat, clad in an ancient spacesuit.

“There are words on the base. I don’t recognize the language.”

“I see them,” he muttered, sliding his hands into his pockets. “Tell Lieutenant Ivan to trace this thing’s journey back to its origin.” He continued walking around it.

“Aye, sir.” He heard Webb issue the order into his communicator. The last car to roam Talsia was a bulky monstrosity with two long tracks for tires. He remembered seeing images of it in the Ancestry Museum when he was ten. The hideous thing in the archives is over two thousand years old. 

 “Have Ivan run a hypothetical simulation: shoot this thing into space from Talsia with two-thousand-year old technology and compare it to the actual findings.”

“Aye, sir.”

He’d wait until the science officer finished her calculations before drawing conclusions. Thorne stopped in front of the convertible. It was a beautiful thing, much more sleek and vibrant than the ones in museums.

“Why would anyone shoot a car into space?” Webb wondered, stepping beside him. He shook his blonde head. “So you have a solid space program, the ability to send rockets to other planets, and this is what you do with it?” He spread his arms out. “Shoot a cherry red convertible into space?”

Thorne erupted into laughter. He doubled over and fought hard to regain his composure by biting his lower lip. He moved and knelt down at the structure’s base. Placing his right hand onto it, he blinked a few tears away.

“Because why the hell not?” he chuckled. “Have every inch of this photographed and cataloged. We’re going to put it back where we found it.”

“We’re not bringing it back?”

“No,” he smiled, rising.

Ivan’s expression contorted into confusion as she held the tablet against her chest. Thorne tapped his desk with his index finger.

“What’s wrong?” he asked. “Were you unable to run the computations?”

“That’s just it, sir,” she breathed. “I did. I ran them ten times and had the computer run its own simulation. I got the same result each time.” She set the tablet down. “If our ancestors shot this into space, it would be nowhere near this system.”

“It might have latched onto the gravity of one of these planets over here and ended up in an orbit. I see it has an elliptical orbit around this system’s sun.”

“No…sir…it wouldn’t be anywhere close to this sector. It would still be in the Deraus Belt.” Thorne’s eyebrows shot up, and his eyes widened. He leaned forward.

“What?” he rasped. That was half the distance between their present location and Talsia.

“That’s not the shocking bit, sir,” she continued, her voice wavering. “This car, whatever it is, didn’t originate from Talsia.” She tapped the tablet. “When I kept running the simulations, the computer said it came from a local planet.” She slid it across the desk. “See?”

He studied the image on it, the orbit she had calculated, and ran his fingers over his chin. His heart raced. There was no way. The car, the figure inside of it—it all was human. He stood up and marched out of his ready room and onto the bridge.

“Take us deeper into this system,” he barked. “Maximum speed. Scan every single planet and search for ones suitable for life.” He turned to Ivan. Thorne folded his hands behind his back. All he could do was wait. Wait and give his crew a false sense of calm. No one else needed to know yet. Maybe it was all a fluke. Maybe some aliens found the car in the Deraus Belt and dumped it off in their system as a trophy.

“Scan every planet for life.”

“Sir!” Ensign Jacobs shrieked from his console. “The third planet from the sun! There are lifeforms!”

“Easy now,” he sat down in his chair and crossed his legs. “Slow us down and take us to their moon.”

“I’m reading a lot of satellite traffic.”

“On screen.”

“There is a crude, rudimentary space station in orbit around the planet. I’m reading a few life forms onboard.”

“We’ll hail them first.”

“No response.”

“Open a channel, all hailing frequencies.”

“Channel open.”

“I am Commander Adrian Thorne of the Imperial Kingston Starship Powell. I come from the Talsian Empire of the Iridian solar system. I greet you in the name of the Empire.” He waited, his heart thumping beneath his chest in a frenzy.

“This is Commander Erwin Johnson of the International Space Station.” Static ripped through the audio reply. Thorne held his breath and wondered how the translator had worked so fast. “Welcome to our solar system. Greetings from Earth.”

“Earth!?”

Everyone screamed it.

Everyone. Thorne included.

“Commander Johnson,” he said. “In the interest of peace and cooperation, please transmit an image of yourself, and we shall do the same.” He cleared his throat.

“We’d love to! With me is Cosmonaut Dmitry Yelchin from the Russian Federation and Astronaut Peggy Mills from the United States.”

Thorne nodded even though he knew they could not see him. Were they humans? Were they aliens who just happened upon this planet, and the translator made a mistake?

“I’m scanning the planet, and Sir, it is every bit of the mythological utopia Earth in our imperial songs. Warm weather, blue oceans, lush landscapes…”

“Talsia is a fine planet,” he said. “Are you suggesting treason, Ensign Jacobs?”

“N-n-no, sir! In the beginning, there was Talisa, and there was us. We conquered the rocky mountains and forged our Empire from-”

“Enough,” he stood up and stared at the view screen.

“They transmitted the image, sir,” Webb said.

“On screen.”

The bridge fell quiet. Everything seemed to slow to a standstill as though someone had frozen time itself. Smiling at them were three humans in matching jumpers, one female and two males.

“Starship Powell, have you received our transmission?”

No one moved.

“Transmission received. Please wait,” Thorne replied. He made a slicing motion with his hand. Webb closed the channel. “Ensign, recite the imperial lullaby.” He sat in his chair and glanced at his control panel.

“Aye sir,” Jacobs squeaked.

“Oh Empire, we awoke in the stars from our eternal drift.
The stone towers of Talsia gazed up at us.
We answered their plight.
Talsia, child of Earth.
Talsia, we molded and shaped you.
Talsia, who will one day be that blue planet in the heavens.
Eternal!
Eternal!
We hail thee!”

Thorne steepled his fingers together and closed his eyes. There were certain truths buried deep within myths, for there was always a sliver of reality hidden there. He drew a deep breath, his broad chest rising.

“Open the channel,” he ordered a moment later.

“Aye, Sir. Channel open.”

“Have your people colonized other worlds?” Thorne asked. He supposed the alien-humans would wonder why, of all things, he was asking about that.

“No. I’m afraid not. It’s just us and our lonely little planet here!” came the cheerful reply.

“Have you ever sent ships on exploration missions?”

“We have a few probes- “

“Don’t lie to me.” He eyed his First. “Send them a live feed of the bridge. Now.”

He watched the screen and waited.

“You’re-you’re…human,” Johnson’s voice rasped.  “This is impossible.”

“I know this must be very strange to you, but we need to know the truth.”

“Yes. There was one manned expedition. It was supposed to go to Mars, but we lost contact with the shuttle as soon as it left the atmosphere.”

Thorne listened, his mind reeling with a thousand possibilities. “Ivan,” he said. “What are the odds that their lost ship was swallowed up by an anomaly and spit into our solar system?”

“It will take me a bit to run some calculations, Commander Johnson, do you have more information on the shuttle? Where it lifted off, payload, erm…what kind of technology you guys have? Oh, and um, did you guys shoot a, um, car into space?”

“The roadster,” Johnson’s voice drifted through the channel. “You guys passed it? Ha! Yes, it is ours.” There was a pause. “I’ll transmit the information about the Mars mission, but if you are thinking what I think you’re thinking, that doesn’t explain the fact that your technology is far superior to ours…and the fact that there was no Adrian Thorne on board.”

“There are anomalies out there that fold the fabric of space and time,” Thorne cut in. “It is possible the shuttle was sent thousands of years back in time—your time—as it emerged on the other side of the fold.” Thorne smiled. It made sense, but would these people get it?

“Like an episode of Star Trek.”

“What?”

“Nothing.”

Thorne watched Ivan at her console as her slender hands worked the controls. Before she confirmed their predicament, and the altered beginning of the universe as the empire knew it, he had another pressing question.

“Commander,” he began. “Why did your people shoot a car into space?”

~FIN

Roddenberry’s 200

If you’re a Star Trek fan or into the sci-fi scene at all, you’ve heard about Gene Roddenberry’s stash of floppy disks by now.

The possibilities are endless. My imagination is going nuts because I love Star Trek. Those of you who know me know that I’m not the 2009 reboot’s biggest fan, and let’s leave my opinion of the ’09 movie at that. So yes, you could say that I’m excited about this find. It could mean a new TV series for all I know!

The scoop on the find is this:
According to CNET, 200 floppy disks were discovered shortly after Roddenberry’s death. Sometime between now and then, they were sent to DriveSavers to recover the documents stored on them (read the article for details). The huge news is that they were successful.

Here’s my speculation (and hopes) of what’s stored inside. Bear in mind that a 5.25 inch floppy holds a max of 360 kilobytes (KB). Yes, kilobytes! [source]

That doesn’t leave much room per floppy for more than simple text files. The final draft of The Year is Now is 302 KB. The book is 172 pages and roughly 74,000 words long (just to give you an idea of what a maximum of 360 KB gets you).

1. Scripts for a future Star Trek series – How can I NOT wish for this? I’m not excited about the rumors floating around about a new series, but if they scrap it in favor of filming one with uncovered Roddenberry scripts? Hell to the yes!

2. A novel or two – Wouldn’t that be awesome? Maybe he wrote some crazy, out-there sci-fi book that never saw the light of day.

3. Scripts for a completely new show – As a writer, I know how it is. You focus all your works on your made up universe, but sometimes you need to take a break from it. I would love to see something we’ve never seen from Roddenberry before!

4. Adulting stuff – Budgets, an address book, records of his bills, tax documents…etc. Boring, but even the best of us can’t escape the bleh that is adulting.

5. A journal – Maybe he blogged before blogging was even a thing. Maybe there are all of these files on there of “Today I had the perfect sandwich. I wanted to take a photo of it.” Of course he had no way of posting his life to the outside world, but it’s hilarious to picture him wanting to tell the world about an awesome sandwich or how ugly the coats were at his local department store. Is the dress blue & black or white & gold?

That’s all I can think of for now.

What do you think is stored on Roddenberry’s 200 floppy disks? I want to know!

Send me your guesses on Facebook or Twitter!

 I’d love to compare theories and eventually find out if we’re spot on or can’t hit the broad side of a barn!

Fifty Years From Now

A grim future awaits us in this flash story of mine. Beware of the $ians, for they may snatch you up!

Original photo can be found on wikimedia commons! 
2065

Grandpa tells me that I was born ten years too late. I have no memory of what it was like before the world lost its way (though, he says that it had been riding I80 to Stupidville way before 2045). I frown as I gaze at his withered face. It looks serene in the candlelight. I sigh. The power outages have been getting worse. It’s been out for three days straight now.

When I see his chest rise and fall, I close my eyes and sit down. Good. I wrestled his mask on just in time. I glance over at the window. He likes to call the deep, dark brown hue “the marriage between a hipster and a trashy sepia filter.” I have no idea what it means, but I always laugh because he likes my reaction.

Sand begins to pelt against it. I rise and close the curtains. I’m sick of sand. It wasn’t this bad ten years ago. Resources were scarce then, and the only reason Grandpa, Mom, and me have a small cabin is because he was some sort of war hero before all of this.

Am I lucky that I’m sheltered from reality? I don’t know. Every once in a while the TV turns on, and we get a glimpse of the outside. The $ians like to parade their wealth by showing us how horrible it is out there. The sad thing is that there are just three factions left these days.

The VAl&ers, us. We live under the military pensions of old in decaying, manufactured neighborhoods–we are a dying breed.

The Fendrz, the ones left the fend for themselves in this mess. Grandpa says they were the working class way back before the world went to hell. They slipped through the cracks and were too poor to buy themselves out of the Disaster of 2045. He says they were always treated like shit.

Then there are the fat $ians, the ones who live in the famed *light City. They come from the upper classes of old or fendrz and VAl&ers attractive enough to be snatched up. Grandpa says that’s what happened to Dad right after Mom had me.

I shudder. Is he some Ms. Piggette’s husband now? Is he doomed to forever shovel horseshit? Mom says the $ians snatch us up to keep themselves from inbreeding. I don’t like to think about it. I keep to VAl&. I don’t dare go near the crumbling wall just outside the forest.

They’ve taken a liking to us in the past year.

Are the fendrz dying off? Have they stolen all the beautiful ones? I’ll never understand the radio broadcasts and government pamphlets we get in the mail…What is so wrong with the fendrz that they’re left in the ruins of the giant cities of old?

Grandpa remembers when the food shortages began and The Smarter You initiative started. He says it was a bunch of fascist bullshit designed to stop the dredges of society from breeding. They got blamed for everything. Grandpa blames society. People used to be selfish, infantile brats, especially with the rise of technology. He says there used to be gadgets for everything. They had bracelets that counted your steps and pocket ‘puters that could access other people–

I don’t know what he’s talking about. I just know that the fendrz are dying off, and we’re next. M@t from the blue cabin has been missing for three days. Dela has been missing for three months. They were the most attractive people in our village…

Grandpa says I’m next.

~FIN

Review – Psi Corps Replica Pin

I am overdue for a review. I got a little Babylon 5 gem in the mail, so here’s the scoop!

This is my in-depth look at the Psi Corps replica badge you see floating around places like Ebay and Amazon. You can view Amazon’s listing here: Babylon 5 PSI CORPS Replica

Don’t be fooled by the crappy product photo. At first glance, it looks like a cheap, plastic replica not worth your time. I’m happy to say that I scoured the Internet for reviews to confirm that the badge is metal (not that cheap Halloween-bend it-break it metal either).

Imagine the way my heart sank when I pulled this out of the packaging. I was fully prepared for a broken badge.

Phew! A perfect badge.

My thoughts:
1. As I said before, it’s made of a decent metal and has a good weight to it which makes it feel like a proper badge. Sign me up for the Psi Corps right now!
2. The clasps in the back are just as the descriptions say: military style.

3. The size is perfect. It appears to be as large as the ones seen on the show. I couldn’t be happier with that aspect of it.
4. The casting/mold has dents in it to give the badge a realistic worn feel, but not to the point of being ugly and unwearable (see the large image above). 
5, There is a slight deviation from the badges on the show (I can see why this would anger people, but the product image–as crappy as it is–shows you this). The psi symbol in this badge is curvy, whereas the ones seen on the show are blocky. 
The difference between psi symbols got me curious (hey, I *am* a huge fan, after all!) Where did the curvy version come from? Take a look at the collage of screencaps I gathered below and click on the image to enlarge it:
I looked in my Babylon 5 Images folder to see if I could spot anything obvious. There was one possible deviation from the blocky version (circled in bright green). It’s hard to tell if the badge in that picture is an instance of the curvy psi, or if just looks that way due to the angle. If it is the latter, where did they pick up the curvy version from?
There it is. 
So why did they mass produce the curvy version instead of the show’s more prominent blocky version? I can only speculate…It could be that phantom badge I circled in green, an early prototype that was nixed in favor of the blocky version, but was somehow sent to the manufacturer instead, or maybe Alfred Bester didn’t like the idea of exact replicas being mass produced for Mundanes…I don’t know!
If there are any Babylon 5 fans who know the answer to this, I am all ears! 
There you have it! More than you ever wanted to know about the Psi Corps replica pin!
Conclusion
4/5 Teeps – The only reason it gets docked a point is because it is not an exact replica of the ones in the show.
Would I recommend this to a friend?
Unless you are a stickler for something that is 100% true to the original, then yes. If you are a fan of Babylon 5, it is a fun replica to have and a nice little addition to any collections you own. Get on Ebay, Amazon, or what have you and purchase one right now! 
*Tosses in more photos just for fun*

In a Parallel Universe…

I’m knitting socks for my 15 cats. What are you doing?

Who is my alternate universe self? How many parallel universes are out there? Yes, these are questions that keep me up at night. Maybe I read too much sci-fi, or maybe my imagination is far too active, but…well, who is my alternate self?

*Warning!* Humor ahead!
~ All in good fun ~
Alternate Self #1
Senior Airman Me has been stationed at the same, stateside base for 10 years, never deployed. She slips through the cracks and does a mediocre job at best. Her uniform is never ironed, but is never crinkled like a ball of foil. She knows how to touch the line without crossing it. Getting promoted or noticed is not on her priority list. Nope.

Her priorities are Legolas, Misty, Bastet, Elrond, Haldir, Princess, Midnight, Thranduil, Tux, Minx, Binx, Pepper, Salt, Katniss, and Spock–her 15 cats. 

SrA Me is getting anxious…she has to get promoted soon, else it’s a set of civies for her! Uh Oh! Looks like it’s time to clean up all those cat toys and half finished knitting projects!

Alternate Self #2
Where SrA Me is an apathetic cat lover, Master Sergeant Me is awesome. She’s seen the world, knows jujitsu, and looks out for her subordinates. Her uniform is always pressed as though she had just walked out of the dry cleaners.

Right now she’s staring out a window in some far off place contemplating writing a novel (hey, this *is*  me, after all!). Uh oh! The phone’s ringing. It looks like she’s going to have to work late.

Who is your alternate self?

What is your alternate self doing right now?
Tell me and the world all about your alternate self on Facebook or Twitter!