Category: Fiction

Excerpt Time, But First…

It looks like I missed this week’s Weekly Roundup. I blame the holidays, but don’t worry! I’ll make up for it. Here is an excerpt from Lucius Sinclair. Want to read the full thing? It is now FREE to download from the iBookstore and Lulu!

Elrond and Captain Kirk gearing up for New Years Eve. 
Gentlemen, it is not for another two days!
Excerpt from Lucius Sinclair
The following is (c) M.L. Crabb 2013
The anthem trickled through the speakers built into his flat screen television. Lucius Sinclair ignored it even though he was grateful for the sudden interruption. His pale hands were clammy, but they had finally stopped trembling. Vocational school was supposed to be different, he thought as the empire’s proud melody attempted to break through his concentration. Remus is in security, and I’m far away with the artisans…He swallowed and ran his fingers through his short hair.
Wisps of blonde fell in front of his eyes when the anthem was silenced by The Great Seal. Lucius gazed at the silver eagle; its downcast eyes were a reflection of the pain in his own. Did it have a twin brother whose only purpose in life was to-
“Good evening, citizens!” Ron and Barbara, the empire’s most popular news team, appeared on his TV. Their maroon business jackets complemented the khaki undertones of their skin. Barbara’s straight teeth glistened in the camera lens. “As you all know, the Annual Noble Treaty Festival is just around the corner!”
“That’s right, Barb,” Ron smiled. “In just two weeks, the streets will be paved in celebrations!” he winked. “But you and I both know that the unofficial partying has already gotten underway. Emperor Deigo Clinton is especially fond of the pre-festivities festivities.” Ron and Barbara placed their hands to their hearts, “as all citizens should be. The Noble Treaty Festival is an annual celebration that marks the birth of our great empire.” There was a pause. “The schedule of events has been released, but first to you, Barb.”
“Thank you, Ron. Before we can release the schedule, I have some sour news to report.” The cheesy grin that had been plastered over her face was replaced with a sullen frown. “A creeping twelp was captured yesterday.” A square of video footage appeared on the top right corner of the screen. A voke in a green beret with a face no older than his own stared from it, eyes wide.
“Vocational student Miles Cunningham was arrested for creeping the thoughts of his instructor. He has been found guilty and is scheduled for termination.” The image shifted. The same young man was sitting on a steel bench in a prison cell. His eyes seemed hollow, lined with circles, and his skin was a deathly shade of white. Lucius shuddered and glanced away. 
“Just eighteen years old,” Ron sighed. “Let this be a lesson to our viewers: this is what happens when parents don’t do the right thing upon infancy.” Lucius rose and walked to the back of his dorm room. It wouldn’t shut out the annoying broadcast, but at least he could plug his ears, close his eyes, and pretend it wasn’t happening. 
He could always step out into the hall, but the TV at the end of it would only be blaring the same thing. The young man frowned. So much for a welcome interruption…At this point, he wasn’t sure if he preferred the nasty spam of messages from his brother over Ron and Barb’s eerie story. His brother’s latest antic was showing off his stupid hemp tattoo and saying that Lucius better remember it—“Else, I’ll pound your face into the wall on my next weekend pass. Hoorah! The Prowling 42nd!” 
It was a ridiculous and hideous thing. On his forearm was a bulky omega symbol with two dots and “42nd” beneath it. Remus was waving it around in his last message like it was some sort of macho ritual. Ugh… never mind him. Keep your head low. Don’t be an idiot like Miles Cunningham…Don’t get caught.

Mr. Burple Berry’s Untimely Adventure

I was looking through some of my old stories and notes the other day. A very burple berry tale surfaced during my hunt. It was then that I remembered I never finished posting the rest of the story I was tweeting in bursts on my old Burple Berry account. While I’m busy NaNoWriMoing, here is the finished tale. It is a silly, fun sort of read. I hope you enjoy it!

Mr. Burple Berry’s Untimely Adventure:
The Case of the Alien Caper
By
M.L. Crabb
Burple Berry was minding his own business, tumbling, bumbling, and mumbling in grassy knoll. A flutter of green and purple striped butterflies jetted out from a funny looking rose bush with drooping limbs. 
“Gold! Gold! Gold!” came a high pitched shrill. Burple rolled to a savvy stop and turned to examine the commotion.  The leaves hissed when the bush gave a sudden shake. Some fell away, cascading down into the grass below. Twigs parted, and a scrawny figure emerged from it. It wore a threadbare top hat which sat on its silver head with a lopsided plop. Pointy ears peeked out from beneath the wide brim. 
“Ah!” it said with a clumsy bow. “Another of the Fairy Folk?” Its slanted, large black eyes glimmered. ‘I’ve seen his kind before,’ thought Burple with a quizzical frown. 
“Z.Z. Talltree, The Elfin, at your service!” Z.Z. bowed again. This time he was tapping his long skinny feet to an unsung tune. He wore a faded, double-breasted waistcoat and a pair of mismatched trousers. 
“Elfin!?” Burple Berry cried, disbelief pouring over his face. “You’re a Lumpkin from the Con’Ma’N galaxy!” 
“Eep!” Z.Z. shrieked. “Oh dear me! You’re from Zoron, aren’t you? I should have known!” Z.Z. knelt down and clasped his skinny hands. “Please don’t tell the Earthlings! They think I’m a magical elf!” His wide eyes fluttered to and fro as he licked his thin lips. “I’m going on an adventure, you see…One that will end in riches for we.” He nodded his strange head. “Z.Z. is good to Zoron. Z.Z. will split the treasure if you’d be so kind to aid me…”
Burple Berry rizzled into a roll. ‘Treasure?’ he wondered. ‘Adventure?’ He considered Z.Z.’s offer and promise. He was on Earth to explore, after all. What would it hurt to get some glittering, glimmering, and glistening riches in the process?
“I’m in!” he announced. Z.Z. returned Burple’s reply with a smile. 
“Come!” he turned, his tattered coattails flapping behind him. Burple followed him into the rose bush. Beneath the bush’s gnarly limbs was a narrow staircase made of compacted mud. Z.Z. skipped down it with a bounce, whistling a zippy melody. Burple rolled down after him. Flakes of loose mud stuck to his round form, but onward he went! 
Slip! Slap! Burple missed a step! The staircase suddenly dropped with a tremble. The little wingless ding toppled into a deep, damp hole.  Mud and water plastered themselves against his burpleberry fur. A metal clang slammed above him, forcing him into a rickety cage made of whispering twigs, petrified with age. “Heee’sssss ourssss,” they seemed to say. 
Burple Berry lurched forward in an attempt to snap one of the twigs, but a metal clamp held him in place. It rattled against his movements, creating an eerie jingle which slithered through his ears. A high pitched cackle echoed in that deep, dark hole. 
“The bankers of Con’Ma’N will pay a pretty price indeed!” Z.Z.’s voice boomed into the little place. “Earth trinkets are a plenty, but a citizen of Zoron? Oh ho! Z.Z. will have his own mansion to boast with all the tresses and glamour he could possibly want!”  
“But you said Zoron was a friend of Con-” Burple Berry started. His large black eyes roamed the hole, but it was no use. Z.Z. had covered it up with a heavy board. He might as well be wearing a blindfold. 
“Oh ho! Indeed!” Laughed the grey alien. “The Con’Ma’N galaxy is friend of anyone who fetches such a nice penny as you! It’s been one hundred years since we last had ourselves a Zoron!”  The board issued a groan as Z.Z.’s footsteps bounded across it.  “I’ll be seeing you soon. It shan’t be long for a buyer to come along! By, by, my sweet money bag!”
Burple frowned and sulked in the shadows.
“Oh, and never mind the Earthling twigs. They say funny things.” Z.Z.’s footsteps vanished, and Burple was left alone. He didn’t know who was going to buy him or what someone would want with a little wingless ding like him, but he didn’t like the prospect of it. A shiver ran through him as he threw himself forward. The metal clamp raked against his movements. The alien closed his eyes, despair written on his purple face. 
“Ssssillly little creeeeature,” whispers broke through the silence. “The clammmp keepsssss him ssssstill, yet he persssssissssts!” 
“Help!” Burple cried. 
“Mattersssss of mortalsss are of no importance to usssss.” Burple Berry opened his eyes. The outline of the uncanny twigs was visible in the darkness of the hole.  “We are of noble sssstock. Come from a treeee five thousssssand yearssss ssstrong.” 
“Please! I’ll make it up to you. Unlike that ruddy Z.Z., I keep my promises!” The wingless ding shifted. 
“We only anssswer to the elvessss.” 
“Z.Z. is not an elf. So why do you answer to him?” 
“He isss of no importance. We do not concern ourssselvesss with mortalsss.” 
“But you let him build a cage out of you…” Burple trailed off, frowning. If he was going to get out of this before Z.Z. came back, he was going to have to convince the ancient twigs to help him. If only he could get one to wedge itself beneath the clamp! It might be able to pry it open and free him! The situation was hopeless, but he had to try. 
“Mortalsss build houssses out of our brethren. How issss thisss different? We ssssleep, wait, live…”
“But,” he sighed. ‘They are an old folk,’ he thought. They didn’t care what was built out of them. If only he could find an elf! Not that he knew what an elf was…He had only heard of them from Z.Z—
His large eyes widened. That was it! 
“Z.Z. pretends to be an elf,” he said. “he-”
“What isss thiss!?” The whispers hissed into an angry growl. 
“He thought I was a, um, what did he call it? Fairy folk? He would have had me fooled had it not been for the fact that I’m from Zoron and have seen his people!”
“Thissss cannot be!” A breeze brushed through the cage as the twigs murmured amongst themselves. The alien waited, holding his breath and gasping periodically when his lungs ached for air. The hush of the murmur grew louder, and the breeze quickened. It whirled about the deep, dark hole.  An hour passed before anything else was said. Fear trembled through Burple’s veins. 
“We have ssssummoned the elvesss,” came their whispers at last. “We will help you upon Z.Z’ssss return. The elvesss will deal with him, and we sssshall let you go.” 
‘Bait,’ thought Burple. He was okay with being used as bait so long as the twigs made good on their word. 
“He approachessss!” Sure enough, Z.Z.’s footsteps bounded across the wooden board above him.
“Doing okay, my little money bags?” he giggled. “I’ve got a lovely buyer for you! Captain McEats of the Hungry Banker’s Society has posted a lovely bid.” Burple grimaced. ‘Hungry Banker’s Society? No thanks!’ he mused. He hoped the twigs weren’t lying to him…He had believed Z.Z.’s lies, after all. 
Something rattled against the wood. 
“Just need to unlock this, mmhmm, and it’s a nice pay check for-” Z.Z.’s words were stopped with a shriek. Something hit the board with a loud thud. “But, but! I’m just a-” Z.Z pleaded. Burple tried to hear the elves, but the only sound coming from above was Z.Z.’s constant begging. A flash sent the board sliding down the far side of the hole!
Light flooded the damp place, and Burple had to blink. When he looked up through the twig bars of his cage, all he saw was a beautiful blue sky. 
“It isss done. We ssssshall help you now.”
“The elves! What are they going to do to him?”
“Elvessss are jussst and kind. That isss all you need to know.” The twigs twisted and turned, separating themselves from roof of the cage. They fell into the mud while one freed Burple from the clamp.
“They left you thhhe board as a raaammp. Usssse it.” 
“Thank you,” Burple said, rolling towards it. He turned to give them a proper goodbye, but the mysterious things had stacked themselves into a neat pile, their whispering as silent as the mud walls around them. He rolled up the plank. The grass was just as green as he remembered it, and Z.Z’s rose bush had been cast aside. ‘It was a fake!’ Burple thought. 
There was no sign of the elves or of the grey alien aside from the discarded rose bush. Burple looked around. A part of him was sad that Z.Z. had lied to him about partaking in a grand adventure.
“There will be other chances at big adventures,” he said to himself as he rolled away. Unseen eyes watched him from a secret hiding place. The purple alien of Zoron disappeared into the sunlight, ready for a bath and a hot meal. 

Excerpt Time: Richard Edition

I laughed my heart out yesterday. It was glitter, glitter everywhere in my mind. I was writing in a cafe and needed a quick, temporary name for a miserable, middle aged character. I don’t want to know what my fellow coffee drinkers thought of the crazy woman laughing and snickering into her tiny keyboard…

Since everyone I’ve told about this wants me to keep the character’s name as it is, I decided to post an excerpt.

The following excerpt is (c) M.L. Crabb 2014

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Richard Butkiss!

“We’ll get you help,” Kenneth stated, emerging from the shelter with a large knife strapped to his brown belt. His ruck sack was hanging from his left shoulder, and he was slipping his right arm into the remaining strap. “Where is Butkiss? It doesn’t take this long to take a dump.”

                 
“We are in…in…” My cousin started muttering something about his books. I didn’t care if he was some hot-shot New York Times bestselling author; he was being ridiculous. Had he suffered some sort of mental meltdown during the crash?
The woods rattled with a sudden fury of noise. Butkiss came barreling through, nearly tripping over a branch that had fallen the night before. He kicked it with his tiny foot and started cussing. I hated him. I hated his awkward fitting khaki pants. I hated his red face–it was never pale. Never. There was always something he was irate about. I hated his beady eyes and his bowling pin of a body. His head was far too small.
I sighed. Was I being too harsh on the man? Maybe he was just miserable and couldn’t help it.
“WHO LEFT THIS BRANCH HERE?”
“Yes, please wake King Avundil. Please,” my cousin whined. I let my face fall into the palm of my left hand. He had truly lost it. Richard Butkiss’s chest heaved, and he clenched his sweaty fists. For a moment, I thought the man might keel over and have a heart attack. 
“My…my…” his tone was stilted and stiff, and his cheeks grew redder. “My canteen had spiders on it.” His dark eyes flickered to my cousin, growing wide, as if asking some sort of unspoken question. “I think I know who did it,” his voice dropped into an eerie bass. His eyes sifted to me. I snorted. We are in the woods. What does he expect!?
Kenneth shot me a sidelong glance and cleared his throat. “Get your things,” he barked. “We are heading out.” That was all it took to shut that red faced monster up. Why my cousin kept that oaf as company, I would never know.

The Year is Now – Read the First Chapter!

Greetings, everyone! It’s been a busy week on my end, but you don’t want to read about working and…working; you know, the mundane in and outs of life. Enough of that! I am happy to announce that The Year is Now is available on Amazon! 

That time I read an excerpt…And since I recorded this before making this post, I’ll put an Amazon link below it too (as stated in the video):

I’ve been on an anime kick lately, so I took a shot at drawing the two leads from my book. I am thrilled with the results.  Elly is on the left, and Major Pierson is on the right.

Because I’m cool like that, here is a sneak peak at The Year is Now. I’ve uploaded the first chapter! Please note that the excerpt has been formatted for the all awesome and knowing Internetz. 😉

into chaos 
Copyright © 2014 by M.L Crabb
All rights reserved. This excerpt or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal.

Emerson Jay, the twelve year old who lived across the street, darted past, his face bursting with mirth. Snickers escaped his thick lips as he dove behind a green shrub. Elly Reynolds ignored him as she continued walking down the sidewalk…The kid was always destroying something or screaming wildly at nothing. 

Pip, pip, pop!

Elly crouched and darted behind someone’s mailbox. Her heart stopped for an instant.

Pip, pip, pop!

She pressed her pale palms to her ears, clutching waves of her red hair with her fingers. Where’s my flak vest!? Where’s my helmet!? her mind roared. Her mouth opened as her throat demanded air. Her breaths came in deep gasps as a persistent ring blocked the cicadas, Emerson’s vile laughter, and the firecrackers out. That little…
 

Lowering her hands and pressing her right palm to her vibrating heart, she stood up and took three trembling steps onto the sidewalk. The brat had no idea. No idea. She closed her eyes and continued on her way. It was best to just ignore him. He had figured her secret out one day when she was home alone. Her roommate Derrick was out shopping for fireworks. And she? She was standing on the lawn as the national anthem blasted from Derrick’s surround sound system inside. 

If there was a way to prepare herself for the madness of the Fourth, listening to the steady boom of cymbal crashes near the end seemed like a sure bet. Much to her horror, it produced the opposite effect. Emerson had seen it all, and ever since then, he went out of his way to scare her. 

If he only knew…If he only saw the things—Elly drew in a quick breath. The humidity was starting to force a sweat on her. She grabbed her long braid with her left hand and fanned her face with the end of it before letting it fall against her damp back. 

An electronic pop zipped above her head, and she felt an invisible shockwave straighten the curly strands of her long hair. It was as if the little prankster had sprinted past her, yanking her braid as he went. The woman came to an unsettling stop. There was a flash behind Love ‘N Lice, the giant oak tree one block away. She and Derrick had always called it that. The local teenagers had an addiction for parking themselves beneath its spiderweb of gnarly limbs and locking themselves in wet, messy kisses. The top half of the massive tree towered behind a two story brick house as if waiting to devour it. 

“Emerson!” she snapped, whirling around. 

“Crazy L’s got no job! Crazy L’s got no job!” the kid sang. He scampered away. A frown penetrated her features as she continued walking. His jape was sadly true, but it wasn’t always that way for civilian Elly. She used to work at the local call center as a telemarketer. A shudder ran through her body. In some cases, quitting is justified…She glanced at Love ‘N Lice again and realized that her steps were taking her towards the pop. Her eyes squinted when something flashed behind the giant oak. 

Twelve year old boys didn’t have the capacity to produce lightening…in broad daylight, no less.

A faint, electric wheezing began emanating from the flash. A glow of light shined through Love ‘N Lice’s gnarls and knots. The muscles in her gut tensed as she neared the sound. It was louder and more distinct now, almost like the persistent whine of a mosquito interested in her earlobe. Elly could see the phenomenon when she got closer, and it looked like a giant dome. 

It engulfed the shabby front yard of the house closest to Love ‘N Lice. Crusty old Don McDermit’s maze of rusty car parts, metal scraps, and chewed newspapers were buried beneath the translucent thing. The woman neared the strange sight. The color had shifted, and it slipped into a hue her eyes had trouble deciphering. Her head began to throb at the iridescent grey and the incessant humming. Her heart went cold, and the back of her neck was slick with a chilly wetness.

Elly headed straight for it.

The air was unseasonably dry; there was no humidity within two feet of the dome’s outer edge. She knew that McDermit’s tire collection should have been right in front of her, but his stash was not there and nor was his unkempt lawn. Sand dunes sat in their place. It was like peering into a sandy snow globe. Elly sucked in a deep breath. What am I seeing!? Before she could backtrack and let her mind come up with plausible answers, the dome crackled and expanded with a piercing clang.

The thing engulfed her, swallowing her whole. Hot, dry wind snapped at her cheeks and limbs, knocking her down. Her face hit sand. Elly shuddered, scrambling herself to her feet with an angry shove. Sand! Sand! Sand! It was everywhere! Where rows and rows of familiar brick houses and Love ‘N Lice had been, was sand—sand in all its bland khakis, creams, and light browns. The wind kicked up again, but this time she was prepared. She braced her feet and shielded her face with her forearm. 

It was hot, unwelcoming, and…it looked like Iraq. 

Elly screamed. 

* * *

Her chest heaved, and she gagged on hot sand. Elly spat, but it hardly was a relief. Spittle dripped from the corner of her mouth, and wet granules of grime caked her lips. She closed her eyes and mouth. Feet planted in the sifting mess, she forced her thoughts to be silent, blanketing herself in an invisible glass jar. Her mind opened her ears so that she could see. Though five years as a civilian had tarnished her view of the world, the woman remembered. The gritty wind whipped at her small frame. Sand shifted around her, altering the dunes and covering her feet.

It felt as though a thousand needles were poking her face, arms, and hands. A mechanical whine interrupted it all, and she felt a heavy shadow fall over her body, pressing down with a certain, unknown doom. Not Iraq, her mind wailed. Please, no! The whine grew louder. Elly forced her eyes open, dropping into a crouch. She looked up. Her hands went cold. 

A black car hovered above her. It had slats shaped like miniature airplane wings where the tires should have been. An emblem marked its side. Elly could not make out the details of it as the thing lowered itself to the ground. It landed on the dune in front of her with a sigh. The emblem slid away, creating an opening. She froze. Where was she? Flying cars were something unfeasible, yet…A face peered through the opening, and a man stepped out. 

He stared at her, but through the grit and wind, she could not read his expression. His shoulders were broad, but his arms hung loosely at his sides. He was clad in some sort of dark uniform. 

“An outlander,” he shouted. “It’s just an outlander!” His accent was American, but it had an antiquated bite. It was mixture of keen, JFK sharpness and charming WWII era wit. Elly saw him turn his head to someone unseen. He moved towards her, extending his right hand. She wanted to back away, but her legs wouldn’t move. 

“I come in the name of the Emperor,” he called over the wind. “Outlander,” he lowered his hand to her, and she took it. Shaking, she allowed him to lead her into the flying car. The interior was dark, but it was soft and plush. The door with the emblem on the outside of it slid shut, silencing the air and blocking out the pesky sand. The man sat beside her. It was hard to make his face out in the dimness. She frowned at how darkly the windows were tinted. 

“Take us to Lenta, Jones,” he said to the driver in the front seat, a squat woman with orange hair. “I’ll see to it that she’s processed.” Elly closed her eyes and pressed her palms against her thighs.

Poor thing. She doesn’t even know where she is. Little lost Outlander…so docile and sweet.” She blinked at the man’s comment. Had she heard him right? His mouth was as fixed as the darkness of the windows. 

“As I was saying,” he began. He lifted his left hand and tapped a panel on the back of the empty passenger’s seat in front of him. A soft, yellow glow lightened the back seat. A smile crossed his face. “Lucky we found you. The deserts of Athena take no prisoners.” He was a handsome man, she thought. His hair was slightly disheveled, and it matched the light tan of the sand. He ran his fingers through it, his blue eyes focused on her. The smoothness of his skin and the stencil of his perfect face marked him to be in his early twenties. 

“In the name of the Emperor, Outlander,” he began. “Do you wish to rejoin your brothers and sisters of society and serve His Will until the end of your days?” The hell? The corners of Elly’s mouth twitched. She closed her eyes. Is he high or something?

“Such a sweet, poor thing! She is ignorant of civilization itself!” She blinked. Her palms began to sweat. Elly could feel her knees bang against each other. It was as if they had been turned into a pair of ping pong balls gone awry, bouncing all over a freshly mopped hardwood floor. 

“My knees,” she croaked. 

“It’s okay. Do you consent to be taken into His great city of Lenta to rejoin your brothers and sisters of society?” The man placed a large hand over her lap. 

“Yes,” she whispered. 

“Witnessed,” said the driver with a yawn. “Now that that business is over with, can we continue with something a little less-”

“Mundane? As long as it doesn’t frighten her.” The man removed his hand from her lap and flicked a splotch of sand off of his sleeve. “I’m Lieutenant Braxton, but you can call me Jason.”

“Sergeant Jones,” the driver yawned again. 

“El-Elly,” Elly stammered. Was she starting to go crazy!? Had she been knocked out by that electronic pop!?  

“Not a normal name for an outlander, but I like it. It’s very civilized.” Jason flicked the dust off of his pants. It was then that she was able to get a better look at his uniform. The service jacket and slacks were a deep blue, almost a royal navy. The jacket was a fitting number that had a seam which ran from the top of his right breast all the way down to the hem. 

A grey collar was fitted around his neck, slanting at an angle where it narrowed into the seam. Three silver clasps graced it with a professional sheen. A black leather belt ran around his waist. The buckle was silver and had some sort of emblem on it. On his shoulder boards was a pair of golden bars engraved with curly lines. He smiled at her. 

“She’s checking you out, man,” Jones snickered. 

“Sergeant,” Jason quipped. “I believe we left off on a certain bet…” Elly slid, hitting the left side of the car as it lurched into a turn. “That’s fifty credits and that forbidden bottle of whiskey you have stashed away.” 

“Damn those Giants,” Jones thrust her thumb over her shoulder. “Don’t start talking about-”

“She doesn’t even know what forbidden whiskey is,” Jason winked. “Fifty credits when we get to Lenta.” Elly drew a deep breath and covered her embarrassing knees with her hands. Maybe if she held onto them hard enough, they would stop trembling towards each other. 

“Tired?” Jason asked. Before Elly could lie and say no, a silver tube shot from his right hand and pricked her neck. She opened her mouth and met night. 

* * *

Just a little fix me up. 

Lieutenant Braxton doesn’t know what he’s doing. 

Elly opened her eyes with a groan. She was lying on a hard, sterile bed. Did someone take her to the emergency room? Her eyes shot open. GODS, NO! That was not something she could afford. The woman bolted into a sitting position and threw her legs off of the narrow hospital bed she had been unwittingly slumbering in. 

“Hey, hey,” a pair of strong hands grabbed her shoulders, stopping her from sliding off the bed. “Not so fast. We haven’t processed you yet. There is still your psychological and ability aptitude test and interview.” 

“I decline,” she said. They can’t force stupid tests on me unless my life depends on it, and last time I checked…She looked down. The only thing amiss with her body was the fact that someone had undressed her, washed her, and had put her in a cotton hospital gown. 

“You…can’t…decline,” the doctor said. Thick brown hair curled at the sides of his temples. He looked at her through a dainty pair of half-moon glasses. 

“I can on the grounds that I can’t fucking afford it,” she shoved her shoulder forward in an attempt to free herself, but he held his grip. His mouth dropped open, and his eyes widened. 

“My dear…” he wiggled his nose. “What is this nonsense? All that grows for the Emperor goes to the Emperor.” He shook his head. “You truly are an outlander. There is no charge for health services. We are part of the Empire Defense Budget, but…” he shook his head again. “Never mind. They are going to test and interview you so that you can go to vocational school and serve the empire as your skills dictate.”

It wasn’t a dream!? It wasn’t a bloody dream!? Elly shifted and scowled when the persistent doctor kept his grip on her. Her eyes scanned the little hospital room. There was no telling what the metallic devices stacked upon each other in neat columns were, or if they were even designed for medical use. Elly had never been one for doctors. 

“What…what is an outlander? You keep calling me that.”

“The injured left over from the Great War,” he said, letting go. Elly remained still. When he looked her over, satisfied that she wouldn’t run on him, he continued. “The village you originally grew up in is a special reserve the empire has given your people.” 

“Um…” she trailed off. “ Yes….?” The woman drew her arms across her chest. “Can I have my clothes back?”

“No. We have some new ones for you.” The doctor moved to one of the many steel cabinets lining the far wall and pulled something out of a drawer. He returned and placed an army green bundle onto her lap. “I’ll leave you to change and will escort you to the testing center when you’re done.” 

Once he left, Elly was free to unleash her thoughts as she changed. The bundle turned out to be a flattering skirt and business jacket ensemble. The future, she pondered. The strange place had to be the future. How else was she to explain the crazy outlander and emperor business? What about Derrick, Kit, and Avery? Elly clenched her fists, pressing them against the crisp sides of her new skirt. 

She would not cry. Not now, at least. She had to get through their stupid tests first…who knew if they’d throw her into a crazy house for being emotional, but when the doctor returned, he was blurry, and wetness had pooled beneath her eyes. 

“We are all nervous,” he said with a soft smile. “Trust me. Dr. West is the best at finding a person’s strengths,” he gave her a pat on the back. “He also knows to not assign you to a field that would make you miserable. The Emperor cannot grow that which has trouble taking root.” 

“I don’t want to do anything with phones,” she croaked. The doctor nodded and gestured towards the open door. His movements were gentle, as if he were motioning to a child. He led her through a pale hallway lined with offices and posters that spewed the same, weird empire talk he had been spouting moments ago. As they neared the end of the hall, one of the posters caught her eye. It was the simplest of the bunch: a series of white letters on black, “United we stand. Divided we fall.” 

At least there was some sense left, she thought. A willowing silence prickled down her spine, causing her to turn. A gap had grown between the pair, and she felt a wave of bewilderment wash over him by the awkward way he was holding his shoulders and tilting his head at her. Elly turned and hurried down the hall to catch up. He led her to the door at the end on the right side. A sign was plastered onto it, “P.A.A.T. Testing Center.” 

“Here we are,” he opened it and waved to the receptionist on the other side. Elly took a few timid steps forward. “I leave you in good hands. Ah,” he looked up. “Dr. West!”

* * *

Elly lifted a hand to shift the long braid that was no longer there. She wiggled her nose as she let her arm drop to her side. She was now a vocational student, a “voke,” as Dr. West had put it. All vokes had cropped hair. Hers had been cut just below her ears. A permanent draft whispered against her bare neck, causing her to sigh. At least they had given her a French style beret to wear on top of her new do…The purple thing helped make her new cut look presentable and kept any loose waves at bay. Once she had completed her testing and was fitted for a voke uniform, they had sent her on her way. Individual passenger vehicles were a thing of the past; most empire citizens got around using the EPM transit system, a series of fast moving walk ways. 

With a frown, she looked up as the people mover continued its trek towards Lenta. The flat slat felt slow as she stood on it, but West had said that it reached fifty miles per hour in some places. He had asked her a number of questions that were eccentric, odd, and unexpected. When he caught her falling into fake-to-impress interview mode, as she had always dubbed it, he tapped her knee with his ball point pen and started the series of questions from the beginning. After three rounds of West’s seemingly pointless game, she had been given a written test on a computer. It wasn’t the sterile, standardized sort of mathematical and essay bore she had expected.

What shape comes next? It would ask after displaying a pattern. If this gear turned left, which way would all other gears turn? Which way would you have to crank Gear X to…and so on. In the end, Dr. West congratulated her with the purple beret and said that purple was the rare color of a renaissance man. Her training would begin tomorrow in Lenta. She’d spend a year as a voke, learning her trade. He had given her a chit card with fifty credits on it and sent her on her way.

Elly gazed at the gigantic glass tube which encased the flat people mover. It was a bright afternoon, but a cool breeze was proliferating throughout the tube. There were three moving slats in all. Elly stood on the middle one because the others would slow down whenever there was a platform on either side of the tube. Pedestrians waited outside and would step onto one of the outer slats when the platform doors slid open. She noticed that all of it was timed in intervals.

The middle slat was fastest; though, she had to shift when go-getters would hurry past her. Everyone wore a business suit of sorts, but they were similar to hers in that they were cut to be uniforms; they had that strict, military vibe. Along the way, she spotted a few vokes in army green: a young man in a white beret, a girl with a baby face in a green beret, and a shy man in a brown one who kept staring at his feet. 

Her chit card sent a jolt through her leg as it vibrated in her skirt pocket. Elly jumped, blushed, and pulled it out. The chit card was like a slim smart phone in all ways but one. It lacked the ability to make calls. With a sardonic laugh, she peered at its black surface and touched it with her thumb. 

Lenta Platform in 1 mile, it read. Get off on your right in–There was a timer on it which was counting down from two minutes. The woman looked up. The three slats moved in an eerie unison, and she could see the next platform zooming towards her. Her throat went dry. Get off on your right…The words whirled around her mind. 

She had to cross from her slat to the one to her right.

At fifty miles per hour.

Wait…she had crossed it before, right? But…when she had first stepped onto the people mover, her mind was still preoccupied with the fact that she, Elly Reynolds, had somehow traveled to the future…she hadn’t been thinking! She hadn’t noticed anything amiss! Oh gods, just do it before the right one slows down! A groan escaped her lips, and she jumped to the right. Elly lost her balance and fell to her hands and knees.

The chit card vibrated a second time just as the right slat started to slow down. Drawing a deep breath, she forced herself to her feet, ignored the stares shot her way, and stepped onto the platform. A man in grey snickered as he brushed passed her. 

“Silly voke,” she thought she heard him mutter. 

Elly felt her face burn. She pulled at the hem of her jacket. The platform was a small station that looked like an airport terminal. It was decorated in bland shades of grey, blue, and snoring pastels. The carpet was even made of the same, stiff stuff as the ones in airports. There was a small trash bin sitting beside the first row of chairs. Several people were lounging in them, playing with their chit cards and reading from e-readers, all the while casting lazy glances at the sliding glass doors. What is with the uniforms? Sure, they were wearing different colors and ensembles, but…they all had that feel—it was a gut instinct. Elly swallowed. 

A row of windows lined the back wall. They were curved at the edges in an attempt to make them look like miniature tubes. A female attendant standing behind a counter on the left side of the room waved her over. The pretty woman took her chit card and scanned it with a black barcode scanner. When it beeped, she handed the chit card back.

“Welcome to Lenta. I’ve included a map,” she said, smiling and revealing a set of perfect teeth. Elly studied her. She was wearing a bright blue business suit with a white and yellow striped ascot. A copper name tag rested over her left breast. “Sandy,” it read. 

“Thanks,” Elly stammered. 

“The exit is that way,” Sandy said, gesturing to Elly’s left. She looked and spotted a white door which had a dull glint to it. Plastic.Nodding her thanks, she headed for it. 

The attire in Lenta was much more varied than that which she saw in the hospital and people mover. She spotted an array of retro skirts cut at steep angles, skin tight tops with large collars, sequence, and even platform shoes. A woman wearing a purple miniskirt and matching top walked past. The sleeves were long and flared at the end while her white collar glistened in the sunlight. 

Elly moved forward, towards a large, open park she had found on her map. Her vocational school wasn’t far from it. She pulled her chit card out, pressed on the image of the park with her thumb and followed the subsequent electronic red line until she came to a large plot of grass. A cement amphitheater had been sunk into it several yards away. A large statue of a man rested in front of it. His vacant stone eyes gazed over the pedestrians strolling beneath them. Lenta’s skyline blanketed the horizon behind him. There was something oddly familiar about the way the tall buildings were laid out before her. 

I’m just crazy, she thought, bringing her attention back to what was directly around her. Food carts and vendor tables were organized into neat rows on either side of the park. Huge, flatscreen televisions blanketed the high rising walls behind the vendors. Much to her displeasure, they were black with silence. Elly stuffed her chit card back into her pocket and headed down the amphitheater steps. 

Laughter rang from one of the vendor tables near the end of row closest to her. Children chased each other in the open area of grass at the bottom of the amphitheater. A woman selling ice cream cones flirted with a customer. Elly snickered as the man cleared his throat and tried to decline the free cone with a polite shake of his head. 

All of the pleasant background chatter came to a halt when the big televisions came to life. Trumpets and drums blared from unseen speakers as an emblem appeared on the black screens. Elly craned her neck to gaze at the one nearest her. The emblem, undoubtedly the same one she saw on the flying car, was a white eagle with its wings spread open. Blood dripped from the tips, and its claws clutched a nuclear missile. Green leaves fell around the eagle, turning to ash when they got near the claws. The entire thing was circled with a golden band. The band was engraved with the words, Peace reigns. Society thrives. Annihilation slumbers.
 

The trumpets and drums melted away, making room for a melody. The air grew hot with excitement, forcing Elly to tear her eyes from the screen. People were snapping their feet together at attention and pressing their right hand against their hearts. Elly would have hesitated, but something dreadful had stirred within that unanimous display of patriotism, and she was compelled to mimic the pose.

When the anthem ended, the screen shimmered, and a wall crumbling with age and tarnished by graffiti replaced the emblem. Spray paint covered the spots that were still standing. The neon, bubbly words and large cartoon faces were artsy in her opinion, but she knew their meaning well enough. Three men sprinted from the left side. They were brandishing 9mm pistols and shouting at something unseen. Their faces were hidden by dirty bandanas and baseball caps. 

Two men emerged from the right, dragging a squirming mess of a person between them. Curse words were spouted, and the scene melted into chaos as the five men with bandanas met the sixth with savagery. The scene faded into the eerie emblem. A male voice boomed,

“This is what the world would be without the empire. The hand that works and the hand that feeds is the hand that loves.” The emblem disappeared. A crisp newsroom took its place. Two anchors, male and female, in maroon business jackets sat behind a large desk. 

“This week is a special one,” the male said with a grin.

“It always is, Ron! It marks the anniversary of the Nobel Treaty and the birth of our empire, and boy, are there some festivities in Lenta,” the woman brought her hand onto the desk with a slap and laughed, a loud, obnoxious chirp. Elly’s mouth twitched. It was clear, from the way her gigantic smile was plastered over her face, that she was already partaking in the bottled sort of “festivities.” 

“May emperor Diego Clinton’s reign be a prosperous one! Twenty two years and counting! It’s not the year 0422 for nothing! Back to you, Ron.” 

“Before we update you with the festivities and schedules, we have a bit of news,” Ron began as a frame of video footage appeared in the top left corner. “A creeping twelp was arrested today and is scheduled for immediate termination.” The frame displayed a teenage boy screaming as he sprinted away from a black hover car. His expression was contorted into a horrific mess of rage. He fell forward with a sudden lurch. “As you know, it is illegal to be a twelp, and the awful phenomenon is normally found and taken care of at birth. All twelp infants are taken to the capitol city, where the twelp gene is terminated. It is illegal to harbor a twelp and to tamper with test results.”

“Well that’s one creep off the streets!” the woman chimed with a laugh. The crowd laughed with her.

“Indeed, Barb. I know I will be sleeping a bit more soundly knowing that the creeper is scheduled for termination.”

Elly shuddered and turned away. He was just a boy! She saw that others were losing interest and returning to their previous activities. What…what was a twelp!? The boy looked no different than any of the other people standing and staring at the television screens. 

“Sheltered, eh?” the man who had rejected the ice cream lady sidestepped beside her with a snort. 
“Not surprised, but you’re a renaissance man, so you’re smart enough to understand the implications…no matter how much your parents spoiled you rotten.” He lowered his voice. “They spy on thoughts and thrive off of nightmares. He may look just as innocent as you, Renaissance Man, but believe me, he is not. He’s a killer.”

Elly shied away from him, stepping back and mumbling something about checking out the statue. He issued her a mocking bow accompanied with a sneering laugh. She turned and broke into a jog until she was safely hidden away at the other side of the statue’s base. Freak…Her mind reeled at it all.

This wasn’t her century, and she had to remind herself that. 

She moved around to the front of the statue. By the time she made it to the memorial plaque in front of it, the disturbing man was buying a beaded bracelet from an iron faced man in a black baseball cap. She could almost hear the expressionless vendor’s flat lips and hard eyes making whispers of disapproval. Good, Elly’s mind hissed. She turned her attention to the copper plaque in front of her.

The empire’s seal crested the top. A shrill coldness gripped her face as her eyes darted to the words engraved into the copper. Elly barely got through the first line before a silent rage tightened her chest and set fire to her forehead. It was one of those rare, harrowing moments when her mind forgot all else as her body went blind. The next thing she remembered was sobbing in her newly assigned dorm room at the vocational school. The line had been simple enough…

“His Honorable Majesty, First Emperor Harry Truman, who reigned from A.D. 1945 to A.D. 1953.”

She wanted to go home, and she wanted to go home now. How could they mistake President Truman for their first damned emperor!? The current year was Y.E. 0422, and who knew how many years she had been tossed through to get there. Was his presidency so long ago that these crazy people didn’t know any better!? A sob raked her body when she remembered the harsh, militaristic tones of the empire’s anthem. The fanatical way the people had snapped to attention…The brainwashed news anchors…Compared to that, being a poor civilian in a Capitalistic society didn’t seem that bad after all. 

At the thought of the rant she posted on her blog just the morning before, Elly buried her face into her pillow. This weekend she was supposed to help Derrick set up the surprise party he had been planning for his boyfriend…They were going to deck out the house in black and yellow, the colors of Jim’s favorite football team. Elly was going to bake the cake while Avery, Derrick’s puffy Pomeranian, was going to bark for a lick of the wooden spoon. Kit was going to bat the streamers around, much to Derrick’s frustration—

Another sob escaped her throat, and the small woman cried herself into a deep, nightmare ridden sleep.

* * *

A gentle tapping stirred Elly from the fanged, hooded beings chasing her. She sighed and winced. Soreness tightened her throat, and her face stung. She flicked the crusted sleep from her eyes with her thumb and stumbled out of her bed. The sound was coming from her door. She crossed the small room and opened it. A dark skinned girl with straight black hair that framed her face stood in the hall. Her large, brown eyes were warm as they gazed down at Elly. She was wearing the same army green uniform, complete with the purple beret. 

“Hi…I got you a present,” the girl stammered, thrusting a brown box forward. “Um…I…I…” she continued. “Oh Emperor, please be my friend,” her shaking hands seemed to say when her mouth moved to continue its awkward speech. “I…I heard you crying…last night.” 

Elly’s eyes widened, and she found herself waving the girl in. Closing the door behind her, she took the box from the girl’s trembling hands. 

“Thank you,” she whispered. “So, you heard that, huh?” She moved to the little couch that rested at the opposite side of the room and beckoned to the other woman.

“Yes…I did…” she paused. “My name is Diana.” Elly sat down, placing the box on her lap. Diana sat beside her with a nervous smile.

“Elly,” Elly said. How loud was I crying last night!?“I’m, um sorry. It’s just that I’ll never see my home again, and there are people I will never-” she cut herself short and forced herself to look at Diana’s box. Elly removed the lid with a shaking hand. Inside was a 12-inch doll with poseable arms, and legs, dressed in an elaborate, white military uniform. Bile swept over her mouth.

It was Harry Truman.

His plastic face stared up at her with a stagnant smile. 

“I…I know it’s childish,” Diana frowned. “But…my dad got me one when I was little, and it always cheers me up when I’m down…Here,” Elly let her lift the doll out of the box. “If you press his right hand, he talks.” Diana’s large eyes held a certain sadness to them, it was the pretty way her long lashes drooped from her eyelids. “You’re from the moon colony, aren’t you?” Nodding to herself before letting Elly answer the question, Diana passed the doll into Elly’s hands. 

“My dad was stationed there, but he requested to be moved back to Earth after I was born. He didn’t want me getting stuck and not being able to graduate on time. No one wants a late start on voke school. I’m nineteen right now; otherwise, I would have been twenty-five.” Diana paused and ran her dark hands over her smooth skirt. “Do you miss the moon?”

“I was an outlander,” Elly said…Whatever that is. She lifted Truman, standing him upright in her hands, and pressed his right hand with her thumb and index finger. 

“Because it took the apocalypse that became the Second Great War for us to realize that humankind must end the barbarism that started the war.”

The doll’s voice echoed in the quiet room. Elly cocked her head. As much as she wanted to toss the toy across the room, she didn’t. Instead, she ran her thumb over his chest and squeezed his hand again. 

“It’s my favorite quote ever,” Diana said. “He’s the one who stopped the violence and united the empire. He’s the reason that people don’t kill each other anymore.” 

Tell that to the boy on the TV screen, she wanted to snap, but Diana’s gesture was genuine. Even Elly, in all her anger, could see that. 

“Are you sure people don’t…lie about it?” she started, biting her lip in a flash of instant regret. “I mean the boy on the TV screen…”

“The creeper? Liars always get caught. His parents should have done the right thing and sent him off when he was a baby. I hope they are arrested and put on trial. They’re the ones who could have prevented his termination.” 

“I don’t…get it…” her eyes studied the doll without really seeing it. Its face was just a blur. 

“They can’t control themselves because their minds are bombarded with nightmares they can’t help. He would have killed…or worse…” Diana shuddered. Elly pressed her lips together. Maybe it was best to not pursue the matter. “Don’t worry, creepers make up less than five percent of the entire population.” Diana sighed and looked up in thought. “My brother calls them zombies if that helps.”

Elly rose, ignoring the box as it slid off of her lap. She crossed the room and sat Truman onto her nightstand. Zombies. That boy was not a zombie… “It does” she lied. “We outlanders tell stories about zombies.” Maybe if she believed her own falsehoods, she could adapt and forget about 2012. 

“My dad is really proud of me being a renaissance man,” Diana beamed. “He’s taking me out to dinner. Want to come?” Before Elly could say no, the girl hopped to her feet with an excited clap. “We are the few! We are masters of all trades, jacks of none!” Masters of all trades? The only thing Elly was a master of was making all the wrong choices. Wetness hurt her face. To think, that at one point in time, I was called Sergeant….She only had herself to blame. 
“Oh gods,” she whimpered. “I’m crying in front of you…” No. She was not a master of all trades, and she would never be. “I’d like to go,” she buried her face into her palms. I WANT TO GO HOME!

Stories in 6 Words

Write a story in six words–the ultimate way to put your brain to the test! I got this idea after browsing around the web one mindless evening. It’s like @VeryShortStory on Twitter, only shorter! However, the idea of writing a tiny splash of fiction is much older than the Internet. Earnest Hemingway won a bet over it. You can read the Wikipedia article if you’re curious.

I took some pictures and used them as prompts. I’m no Hemingway, but I had fun!

 
“One to beam-” cried the redshirt.
 Took a selfie…lost my phone.
 Too stubborn for change, late notice.
Last seen at the lunch counter.
Wanted: a fitting meme and catnip!
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Take a shot at your own!
 [ Your six word story is waiting. ]