Author: grasshopper

A Brave New Look

Head over to “About this Blog” for details on the new look!

The Year is Now is not out yet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get a sneak peak of it. I’ve turned one of the chapters into a standalone comic which will be updated quarterly (January, March, June, and September), complete with empire approved advertisements! Don’t worry if you miss an update, just click on “The Outlanders” on the side menu to catch up.

The Outlanders
The Year is Y.E. 0422, and Elly has been torn from her home. The world as she knew it is now just a faint, distorted glimmer in the empire’s past. Elly is trapped in a dystopian society even though she realizes a startling truth about herself: she is fitting in.

Little does the empire know the truth of her origins…When an opportunity to visit an Outlander reserve presents itself, Elly takes it. After all, the empire believes she is an Outlander for a reason.

It could be her only way back to the past.

Click on the images to view the full size!

Mr. Burple Berry’s Demise

…May he forever rizzle razzle and dazzle in green pastures.

I had to deactivate and delete Mr. Burple Berry and take him away from the Twitter universe. He was taken captive by a gang of spammers from Planet Annoying. The best course of action was to just delete him to silence the spam.

I apologize if anyone was effected by it.

It just goes to show that even the strongest of defenses can sometimes be breached. Stay alert, smart, and safe, Internet friends!

Delilah00

Greetings!

I hope everyone had a fun filled New Years holiday! I have a lot of things in store for 2014, so keep your eyes peeled…keep them particularly sharp on 15 Jan.

The latest of my short stories is out and available at the iBookstore.

This is where I read you all a sample of it now:

Delilah00
The year is Y.E. 0417, yet there are still a few people out there who act like senseless A.D. barbarians. Mira Montague has been humiliated for the last time! Her favorite Empire Web hangout is becoming unbearable. Revenge on user Delilah00 is going to be a frosty dish.  

 Mira’s petty problems are nothing compared to the sudden pressure put on her cousin at the observatory.  The empire wants to find the Venetians’ base of operations, so much so, that they send a member of the sinister Lafayette Guard to expedite the process.  Mira must help her cousin because his life is on the line if he fails. Follow this short story as Mira teeters on the brink of madness when her quest for revenge becomes an obsession.

The frayed veil of utopian peace grows thinner. A few citizens are finding that out firsthand, and almost always with their life in peril.  Delilah00 is the second installment of M.L. Crabb’s dystopian tales.

You can find it on Lulu here, or you can find it at the iBookstore!

Portraits are a Global Thing

When I’m stuck for something to blog about, it means it’s time for a military story. I can only stretch “I liked 2013!” into so many cliché words that everyone else is chatting about right now. ‘Tis the season for reflection, and I can’t deny that. I just can’t stretch something that won’t stretch!

Portraits
It was 2004, and I was deployed to Iraq. Our base was once an Iraqi base, and it was still showing signs of the first Gulf War. The Iraqi military didn’t clean up a lot of the first mess. There was even a downed, Russian built helicopter near one of the buildings my shop supported.

One afternoon I was tired of being cooped up in our windowless shop. The day had been a particularly long one so far. I excused myself with pretenses of using the porta potty (In all honestly, I really had to go, but there were no rules against taking your time).

I walked to the abandoned shower/bathrooms on the other side of our building. The abandoned showers had been thoroughly gutted and nearly destroyed. Two of the brick walls had caved in long before I was there.

I ran my hand along one of the walls that hadn’t been destroyed; though, there were many sizable chunks taken out of brick. Why I stopped at a crack between two bricks and stuck my finger in it, I will never know. Maybe it was the heat? Maybe I was hoping I’d find a dollar? I found one on the side of a road on that base before…

Regardless of the case, I found something wedged there. Arching my dusty eyebrows, I pulled it out and placed it in the palm of my sweaty hand. The bundle turned out to be a series of tiny portraits of Iraqi servicemen.

I took them to our squadron commander because there was something written on the backs of them. She and I headed to the base’s translator.

The translator looked at the portraits and told us that the writing was just their names. He said that the Iraqis were told to ditch everything, hide what they could, and to get out. I felt a chill as he gave me the pictures and said I could keep them. I looked at my commander, and after she nodded, I tucked them away in my pocket.

I eventually made a scrapbook of my deployment to Iraq with various things and pictures. The portraits have their own page in it.

Snow Days


It has been snowing off and on during the week. The marvel of it has not worn off yet. I still think it’s amazing. I like watching it fall (if I can).

…And in the spirit of snowy tidings, I did a test drawing of Thranduil from The Hobbit. I was mostly playing with an ice king look. I may make a new and improved Thranduil drawing later on.

It has been a busy few weeks for me:

Solve for 10 points
Retail + the holidays = brain – sanity
Extra Credit
If Sally gets angry because she spends $0.00 and is upset at about not buying anything, how much money did she potentially save?
 
The time flies, and I hardly notice it. Thank the universe that I normally work in the back! Your pop quiz is over, and I have some good news!

My short story, Lucius Sinclair, is now available at the iBookstore!