Author: grasshopper

Make Your Own Space Cat – DIY

So you want to make a space photo with epic clips of cats, planets, and your favorite things in it, do you? Remember this? Here’s how I made the base image.

The first step is to gather your images. Wikipedia, NASA, and US government sources are my favorite resources. Why? Wikipedia lists the copyright information when you click on an image (plus, it’s a great way to find images), and most NASA/GOV images are in the public domain because they are usually taken by a government employee while on duty.

 All right! We have our background base image, a beautiful image to enhance it with, and our items (astronaut, planet, and cat).

Open photoshop (or your graphics program of choice). Create a new document with your desired dimensions. World Domination Cat and Flying Astronaut is 1,000 by 800 pixels (or 14in by 11in) with a 72 resolution (you won’t need to worry about that; 72 is the most common for web images).

Open your images. Select the image you are going to use as the background and press the Ctrl and A keys. It will create a dotted line around the image.  Press the Ctrl and C keys to copy it.

 Paste that image onto your blank document by pressing the Ctrl and V keys.  If your background image doesn’t fit properly, resize it by selecting the Rectangular Marquee Tool (the dotted box) on the left side of your screen. Once the tool’s options box appears, select Free Transform.

 Lines with tiny boxes at each corner of the image will appear. Pick a corner and drag it around until you get the size you want. Tip: If you press the Shift and Alt keys while you drag a corner, it will keep the image’s original ratio intact. Wut? It means that your image won’t end up having a stretched or squished appearance!

Now you have your background!
If you are going to use an image to enhance the background, follow the same steps and paste/resize the image over the background. The cool thing about most graphics programs is that they allow you to modify the transparency/look of individual layers.

 Play with the options shown in the picture above until you are satisfied with the look. I started out with Lighten.  You can change the look of the second layer anytime. I usually go through several changes throughout the entire photo manip process before I am happy with it.

Adding the astronaut, cat, and planet
Select one of the add-on images (we are going to start this off with Socks the cat).

Select the Polygonal Lasso Tool and, using your mouse, start clicking and dragging it around Socks. It’s sort of like cutting something out of a catalog. Drag, click, drag, click. DO NOT DOUBLE CLICK! I cannot stress that enough! Double clicking will close off your selection, and you’ll have to start over.

Once you’ve dragged and clicked your tedious way around Socks, you may give into your mouse’s urge to double click. If the selection disappears on accident, go to “Edit” then “Undo,” and the selection will reappear. Follow the copy/paste procedure and paste it onto your background.  Repeat this process for the other objects.

 Bring Socks to the front. Since we started with Socks, he appears under the Earth layer (as shown). To bring him above that layer, just click and drag his layer to the top (as shown below).

 Oh noes! Socks doesn’t look right!

We want Socks have his paws over the world, but it doesn’t exactly work when the rest of his body shows up.  Position him where you want him, select his layer, and change the opacity from 100 to 50 (as shown above).

Now that you can see where the Earth curves, you can start erasing the area between his paws.  Select the eraser tool. I usually like to use one of the softer brushes (if you make a mistake, it’s harder to spot!).  With your finger pressing the mouse’s left button, drag the brush over the areas you want to erase. When you are done, change his opacity back to 100.

Link the Socks and Earth layers (this comes in handy when you start moving objects around. Linking them allows them to be moved with one stroke).  Select the Earth and Socks layers at the same time by holding down the Shift key and clicking on them. Once they are selected, right click and select Link Layers.

 Notice how I toggled the appearance of the background again? I do this a lot before I’m satisfied!

Once you have all of your objects in place and cleaned up, it’s time to mess around with styles and special effects! Give that background an awesome makeover! You can add patterns, gradients, colors, and much more (to change layer styles, go to Layer > Layer Style > Pattern Overlay/Gradient Overlay/Color Overlay)! The pictures below give you an idea:

When you are happy with the background, start adding some shapes, text, and other odds and ends. Photoshop has some nifty pre-made shapes at your disposal.

Select a shape and put it onto your picture by clicking and dragging (photoshop will automatically create a new shape layer).  Play around with the opacity and properties until you are happy with it.

 Make the background even more epic by adding new layers. In the above image, I added a a shape (the halo/circle behind Socks) and a new layer (Layer > New >Layer). For the new layer, I used a large, soft black brush in areas I thought were too bright. I then toggled with its appearance.

Using the techniques in this tutorial, I added another brush layer to give it a grunge feel, another shape with a low opacity, and some text. If you want to add text, just click the text tool (the large T) on the left side of the screen. It will allow you to change fonts, sizes, and colors.

Once you are happy…

You can even take it one step further if you like exploring the options in graphics programs!

Amazon Reviews

It’s time to do something light hearted and fun! We’ve all gone to online stores like Amazon, looked up products, and read the reviews. I’ve decided to come up with a compilation of the different types of reviews.

There are regular positive and negative reviews with valid points, but those are no fun! I’m going to focus on the ones that fall outside of the realm of logic.

But first, we need a fictional product and company. ABC Co. sounds good, and now for something to write fake reviews about…

The All Caps Raver
SUPER FAST SHIPPING. MY CAT LOVES IT!

The This-Has-Noting-To-Do-With-The-Product Rant
Terrible service. I cannot believe that ABC Co. is allowed to treat customers in such a poor manner. I ordered this wonderful shirt to give to my daughter as a graduation present. I needed it by a SPECIFIC date. It doesn’t matter if I ordered it at the last minute. ABC CO SHOULD PROVIDE BETTER SERVICE. What had happened was that I took time off of work so that I could wait for UPS’s delivery. THEY NEVER SHOWED UP. Furious, I called customer service, and they told me that all packages are given tracking numbers and that I could easily track the package through UPS’s website. WHAT!?!?!?! So, after that lengthy conversation, I had to open a new tab on my browser, log into my email, and laboriously search for ABC Co.’s conformation email. Talk about too much work! Long story short, I got the tracking number and put it into UPS’s website. The package was due to be delivered the NEXT day. BAD SERVICE ABC CO!!!!! You should pay me for the time I took off of work! Thanks to this poor service, my daughter’s graduation was ruined. She didn’t get her shirt until the day after!

The ??? Netspeak Guru
Dis iz lyk my other 1 ii luv it. Got1 4 my cat ♥♥~~**bo bo**~~♥♥ he luvs it!

The All Caps Bandit
TERRIBLE. DON’T BUY THIS!

The Epic Tale
If the following epic tale review confuses you, go to Amazon and look up “eagle pilot” (The Mountain Combat Stryker Adult T-shirt) and “wolf moon shirt” (The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee).

When I first donned my World Domination Cat and Flying Astronaut Adult Tee, I immediately felt weightless. The heavy pull of gravity no longer hindered my movements, so I decided to take the shirt out for a spin. Best idea of my life! I went to the wild flower festival downtown. People couldn’t help but gape in awe at the awesomeness of World Domination Cat. They could not get over how smooth my movements were (thank you, my new favorite shirt!). The mayor was so impressed with my physics defying dance moves, that he gave me the key to the city. The wild flowers on display suddenly multiplied, and I was thanked for saving the festival. I continued with my dance moves. Gravity? What’s that? It’s just a theory! I just want to say that if you are thinking about getting this awesome shirt, get it. You will not regret donning it. Whenever I wear it, I am the center of attention. Cats adore me, and I got a voicemail from NASA the other day. Next stop, the moon.

Coming next week
Want to make your own awesome space cat picture? Stay tuned! I’m going to post a tutorial on how you can make your very own epic photo manipulation! 

Carriage Return

I’m still battling that cold; only, I don’t know if what I’m battling is a new cold, or if the one I had before decided to take a turn for the annoying. I like having a good time. Constant sneezing and runny noses are not it, especially the runny nose.

Let’s focus on something that’s totally radical (I could whine for an hour about how much this cold sucks). What is this totally radical thing? Technology! I was sitting at my desk yesterday (I got a good round of editing in for The Year is Now).

“Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!” The tablet on my desk suddenly started making a noise. I picked it up, opened it, and saw that a relative was trying to skype me, a video call.

I remember when the idea of a video call was something only found in sci-fi and hopeful predictions of the future. Computers were just merging into the consumer marketplace when I was a kid.

“Typed or handwritten?” was a common question after teachers handed out reports. I would always cringe when it had to be typed (imagine that!). Carriage return, anyone?

 Photo courtesy of Wikipedia Commons

I also remember when a representative from one of the local computer companies came to my school and talked about the advances they were developing and how “one day, computers will be able to fit in your hand!” Fifth grader me laughed at the idea of a computer that could fit in your hand.

Well, snarky fifth grade me, I own a computer that fits in my pocket. It makes phone calls, takes pictures, calculates tips, and much more. This may seem like nothing to the generation after mine, but it means a lot to me! It has been fascinating to experience technology as it advances. It has come so far! 

Remedies for a Cold

Happy Spring Solstice! Here’s to hoping that the St. Patrick’s Day snow was the last of it until the fall. As much as I like snow, I am more than ready to wear sandals.

My regular habits have been slowed lately because I’ve caught a nasty little cold. When I’m sick, trying to be productive is a lot like hitting a hammer into cement with a shoe. In other words, it’s not happening. I’m happy to say that my remedies for this bug have worked out well. I’m finally getting over it!

My remedies:
Store brand Nyquil/Dayquil
Tea
MMOing. Lots and lots of MMOing.

Playing an MMO is by far the best solution. (^_-)-☆

Screencaps are from Lord of the Rings Online (LOTRO)

It gave me an opportunity to gather the necessary points to trade in for mithril coins, which were then traded for this fabulous dress…One has to look her best when fighting orcs. I have no regrets.

The Outlanders – Issue 2

It is here a day early! I have to work tomorrow, and I may be coming down with something, so rather than leaving this to possible forgettary or I-need-sleep-now, I am posting it tonight!

Enjoy!