Author: grasshopper

30 Miles to Awesomeville

Okay, so you’ve probably noticed that I’ve been about as active as a derelict starship stuck in the neutral zone as far as blog posts go.

Yep. I moved. We are out of that tiny, one bedroom apartment and finally in our forever home. Mushy-feel-good stuff aside, It feels awesome to own our own place. You can imagine how that guzzled up my spare time, but it was worth it.

My commute to work is much longer, but I see it as an unexpected glass that is half full. It is the perfect time to edit my stories. For whatever reason, riding the highway express bus puts me in the right mindset for it. Those of you who write know what a chore editing can be and how hard it is to force yourself to do it after you get home from work. I mean, there are so many other things to do…like play games, surf the Internet, do some actual writing, read a book…

Image courtesy of Wikipedia. You can find it here.

What I’m saying is that it can feel like you’ve been put in charge of organizing a room full of tribbles by color, size, and purr pitch after they’ve had an endless night of *ahem* reproducing. You walk in with your trusty tablet and find yourself drowning in the cute little suckers.

I’ve been working on this thing since July. What you are looking at is the FINAL edit. Yes, this is a short sequel to The Year is Now. Elly is back and runs headfirst into a threat she’s never encountered before. How much more heartache can one woman take? She’s run for her life once before, but this time it won’t be enough.

The Man in the High Castle – A Problematic Fav!

Once every blue moon I will discover a show that will blow me away and grip me with every emotion under the sun. [ Insert reaction gif and hashtag FEELS here! ] Before I start my review, I know full well that Amazon’s Man in the High Castle is not for everyone. I mean, an alternate reality where the Nazis won is bold storytelling right there.

Disclaimer: I do not support Nazism in any way, shape, or form. The following post is a review of a well written show with a diverse group of characters that is set in a “what if” reality. 

 
Map of The Man in the High Castle’s alternate reality
Image is from Wikipeida with all the CC information found here

The Characters
The story kicks off when Juliana Crain’s sister is shot by the Kempeitai for being a member of the resistance. Juliana finds out she was transporting some sort of game changing film to the Neutral Zone. Her life changes after she watches it.

Meanwhile, we have the Japanese trade minister (and his strange meditations) and Rudolph Wegener, a Nazi officer, plotting to even the tides between the Reich and the Japanese Empire because war between the two is inevitable if Hitler dies. Yes, as odd as this sounds, Hitler is the lesser evil in play here.

Then we have Obergruppenführer John Smith (my problematic fav) who is a loyal, ruthless Nazi officer, but isn’t your one dimensional, villain of the episode asshole. Nope. He is one of the most well written characters I’ve ever come across. He’s a family man, a loyal friend/coworker, a cunning Obergruppenführer, and carries the darkness from his past like an invisible burden—it’s always there, beneath his eyes. I do not condone Nazis, but this character was truly well written.

Lastly there is Frank. He was my second favorite. He suffers the consequences of Juliana’s actions and is forever damaged by them.

The Scenery
They did an excellent job of making the backdrops look and feel like this would actually be the world these characters live in had the Japanese and Nazis won. On the East, you’ve got the Greater Nazi Reich with all their stern architecture, propaganda, and technological advancements. On the West, you’ve got the Pacific States with a heavy Japanese influence, but they’re grittier and more rundown than their Nazi counterparts.

Every little detail, right down to the street signs, posters on the walls, and people walking around in the background, feels like it should belong in this dark, alternate reality. Women’s fashion is still stuck in the forties, but with subtle changes in their dresses and hairstyles (it’s set in 1962). There are no mini skirts or wild beehives. Everything feels right for the setting, and you find yourself immersed in it and transported to the fictitious world.

Screencaps from the show

My One Complaint
As soon as I finished the show, I scoured the Internet to see what everyone else thought. I found a common theme: no one liked void-of-personality Joe or naive-makes-mistakes Juliana and what (at first) feels like a half assed love triangle. If you find yourself in the first or second episode and wanting to stop, DON’T! There are so many awesome things about this show. You will miss out!

Their story feels secondary to everyone else.  I found myself watching it for the other characters and the danger they found themselves in. It turns out I was not alone in this. There were many people who found themselves rooting for problematic characters like John Smith and Chief Inspector Kido. Then there’s the trade minister. I haven’t come across a single person who doesn’t like him.

The End
I don’t want to drop the biggest spoiler of the universe, but the very last scene will leave you scratching your head and wondering if there will be a Season 2.

I give Man in the High Castle 5/5 stars. I recommend this show if you’re a fan of sci-fi and alternate histories.

State of the Empire 2016

What your Writer and Chief has been up to lately

State of the Empire 2016!
Real life has claimed more and more of my awesome propaganda machine—it’s eaten way more than it’s fair share of my time lately. I’m hoping that it will settle back to normal levels in the next few months. I swear, it’s hungrier than Tubbs right now!

Figure 1: Real Life Has a Colossal Case of the Munchies
Figure 1 is 100% accurate.

Beneath the Red Lamp

…My current baby. Actually, it’s been my baby for about six months now. I’m revising what is finally going to be the final draft of a short story sequel to The Year is Now. Elly is back!

The story will be included in a special hard cover edition of the book. I do not have a release date yet. Once things settle down, I’ll be able to pinpoint a timeline. I’ve already got a special cover in the works. I’ve been planning the project itself for a long time now. It’s just…Tubbs. Tubbs the cat. Refer back to Figure 1. Tubbs doesn’t make me any less excited though! 
Art
Here’s a peak at the random things I’ve been sketching lately:

Glory Pride and The Maiden Vain

I still have the outline. I haven’t forgotten about it!

My Mobile Addiction

Up until now, I’ve used my smartphone as a pocket Internet device and an “avoid awkward social situations when I’m not in the mood to make small talk by pretending to text” machine…oh, and phone.  I never understood the fascination with mobile games.

I just had to find the right game. My brain’s current state: “Where’s my phone? I need to check my game!” #TheStruggleIsReal

I’ve seen a lot of pictures floating around lately of pictures of young adults on their phones with captions like “Missing the beauty of the world one text at a time.” Do the creators of these “funny” images consider the fact that maybe the young adult is researching said beauty?

Mobile devices are useful. We have instant access to a vast, worldwide library of information (okay, and silly cat gifs too). Let us not forget that we can access GPS at the drop of a hat now. The kicker? All of this fits right in our pockets now. We can access it anywhere, anytime. Before I go off on a crazy tangent, I need to get back to the point of this post: my mobile addiction!

I consider it therapeutic. Life can be stressful, and let’s face it: adulting can be a handful sometimes!

Neko Atsume
Kitty Collector

Your super cute, crazy cat lady enabler! 

It’s completely free, and you don’t have to “buy” anything to feel like you’re making progress. You start with a yard and some fish. You use the fish as currency to buy toys to attract the cats…Let your inner crazy cat lady shine!

There are no ads except for when you tap on “news” to get the daily password (you have to have wifi or mobile data turned on to get the password).

Sometimes you’ll see a cat holding a book in it’s mouth when you go to the menu “Marshmallow has a special brochure for you!” Tap it, and it’s an ad. I have to say it’s a clever way to get an ad into a game. It’s not invasive, and you choose whether or not you want to read cute little Marshmallow’s brochure.

Chairman Meow is reporting for duty!

What’s your mobile gaming addiction?
Tell me about it on Twitter or Facebook!

Concave of Concerned Catizens

Today’s post is taken from a prompt from the wonderful folks here: The One-Minute Writer. We all love a good conspiracy theory, so here’s the purrfect one!

“You are the president of your local Conspiracy Theorist group. Unfortunately with the internet and all, most of your regular conspiracies have been debunked. You need something new, something that the group can really get behind. Create a new conspiracy theory.”

Concave of Concerned Catizens

There is something out there. I know it. The sheepish minions of conformity are always after people like me. They can’t wrap their minds around the fact that there is more than meets the eye, and it may not always be a crappiota latte or a pair of fuzzy moon boots in 60 degree weather.

I’m getting sidetracked. I need to think of something for our next meeting. The Concave of Concerned Catizens is counting on me. That last debunk was a slap in the face. The sheepish minions of conformity won’t stop until the world is made of lemmings!

We are not alone. They are out there, and they are among us. I will not succumb to society’s stubborn refusal to look beyond science. Okay. I can do this. Let me just put on my traditional foil cat ears.

There we go. It was never secret lizard people! I should have realized that. That myth was invented by the government to throw intellectuals like me off guard!  Not lizard people. It has to be some sort of mammal—no, a humanoid! How else can they pose as warm blooded humans?

It’s the Martians! Why is Mars suddenly popular? Why are we crazy about sending people to Mars now? It’s a trick. It’s an ugly trick. They want us to go there. I don’t know why, but The Concave of Concerned Catizens will find out! They conceal themselves from NASA’s spying robots.

They’ve altered the DNA on a select few super Martians who are walking around among us. Oh my, God. I should have known all along! The Martains are posing as restaurateurs! What better way to spy on us than to listen in on our lunch conversations! The next Concave of Concerned Catizens meeting will be held at McBurgerz Place! As we munch on our delicious burgers and fries, we’ll be watching. We’ll be the masters because we are on to them!

*We will also be voting on the font for our book; it’s a collection of our sightings and theories. I’m all for Comic Sans.